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The best and blurst games of the 2019 White Sox

This kicks off a mini-burst of bests and blursts this week at South Side Hit Pen. Today, Lenny G gets things going with his highly-entertaining look at his most and least favorite games of 2019.

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Know Your Enemy: Desperation in Cleveland

C is for “Championship Window Closing”

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The Completely Unexpected: White Sox bullpen leads to 3-1 victory over Twins

Turtle nips, stylin and profilin, and Alex Colom-D+ turning back to Alex Colomé marked a welcome win for the Good Guys.

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Gamethread: Smelly Hobo Sox at Twins

Someone open a window, because Ricky’s Boys stink.

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Narváez Crane-kicks the Sox in Seattle

The Narv Dog lives for ironic justice.

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Gamethread: White Sox at Mariners

September notoriously has been Reynaldo’s month of utter dominance in his young career, so don’t be surprised if you started getting no-no notifications from your At-Bat app after the sixth tonight!

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Best Laid Plans: A conversation with Keon Barnum

Speaking from his hometown of Tampa, Barnum talked about his drafting and career with the White Sox, transition to life with the Dogs, the pursuit of the home run record, and whether or not a hot dog is a sandwich.

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Soler-powered Royals club five homers, blast Sox 8-6

Giolito pitches tomorrow. He is good. Tim Anderson is hitting .333. That is also good. I’m switching to typewriters. Good nigh….Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z….

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Gamethread: Royals at White Sox, Round 2 … FIGHT!

September notoriously has been Reynaldo’s month of utter dominance in his young career, so don’t be surprised if you started getting no-no notifications from your At-Bat app after the sixth tonight!

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So you’ve been blocked by Tim Anderson …

If a bat flips and you’re not around, did it make a sound?

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Minnesota singles cruise sinks Cease; Twins sweep Sox, 10-5

In the seventh and final game of this homestand hosting both former Washington Senators clubs, Dylan Cease got a introduction to Ozzie Guillén’s nemesis “Los Pirañas,” who jumped out to a 4-0 first inning lead, and the Senators Ver. 1.0 swept the Southside Nine by a score of 10-5.

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Gamethread: Twins at White Sox (Getaway Day Edition)

Dylan Cease pitches in yet another day game for the White Sox, coming off of the best game of his young career.

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Six Pack of Stats: Twins 3, White Sox 1

It wasn’t the most exhilarating game on the South Side, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have fun with some numbers. Tonight, predictably, it’s SIX.

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Everybody Loves Ross (Detwiler)

If you ever wondered what it would be like if a White Sox win was reimagined in a sitcom, this is the recap for you!

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White Sox Minor League Update: August 20, 2019

Mostly victorious showings by the affiliates, and Luis Robert continues to torture Durham’s giant bull.

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Know Your Enemy: The Angels

Even with Mike Trout stuck on God Mode, the Angels should be contracted and tried for crimes against baseball

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